Sorry Ladies, The Government is Already Taking My Money – Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Romance? Maybe later. Right now, Uncle Sam's got dibs.
This unisex tee is perfect for anyone who’s single, overtaxed, and full of sarcasm. Made with soft, pre-shrunk, garment-dyed cotton, it feels like a classic the first time you wear it. Whether you’re dodging commitment or just your next tax bill, this shirt says it all—loud and proud.
Details:
Unisex fit for ultimate comfort and style
100% pre-shrunk, garment-dyed cotton
Soft and breathable with a vintage feel
Perfect for casual wear, parties, or passive-aggressive holidays
Hilarious gift for men, women, taxpayers, and truth-tellers
