The CIA Took All My Heroes Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
This tee leans into dry humor, irony, and freedom of expression. Designed for anyone who appreciates a little conspiracy-themed comedy and loves a shirt that sparks conversation. Printed on a soft, durable heavy cotton blank with a relaxed fit that works for both men and women.
Perfect for bars, campus, concerts, late-night debates, group chats, or anyone who loves to wear their jokes out loud.
Details:
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Unisex heavy cotton tee (true to size, relaxed feel)
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Soft, breathable, and built for everyday wear
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High-quality print with a lightly worn vintage look
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Double-stitched hems for durability
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Works with jeans, sweats, cargos, shorts, everything
Great Gift For:
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Friends with dark or ironic humor
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People who quote documentaries at 3AM
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Fans of satire, political jokes, and layered jokes
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Anyone who laughs at the chaos of life
Note: This is a joke tee. It’s humor. It’s commentary. It’s not meant to be taken seriously.
Wear it. Laugh with it. Let people overthink it.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
